WoozKa Brands Crumb Situation Opossum Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, Two-Sided
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Somebody ate the bun. Somebody is not going to apologize.
On the back, an opossum sits holding a bitten iced bun in both paws, cheeks full, crumbs down its front and all over the floor, looking back with a half-lidded, unbothered stare. "Crumb Situation" runs across the top and "I Regret Nothing At All" sits underneath, inside a hand-drawn frame with thick, clean outlines. On the front, a small chest graphic of the title over the same opossum, with the WoozKa Brands script underneath.
Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee, 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, sizes S to 4XL; see the size chart image. Printed on demand in the USA. Original WoozKa Brands artwork.
- WHAT IT SHOWS - Back: an opossum holding a bitten iced bun in both paws, cheeks full, crumbs everywhere, with a half-lidded, unbothered look. Front: a small chest graphic of the same opossum. Printed words: Crumb Situation, I Regret Nothing At All.
- HEAVYWEIGHT GARMENT-DYED TEE - 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz/yd2, garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel. Relaxed unisex fit with a ribbed crew neck.
- PRINTED FRONT AND BACK IN THE USA - Direct-to-garment printed on demand. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, do not dry clean.
- UNISEX SIZES S to 4XL - Measured flat across the chest, a unisex fit. Size up one for a roomier, oversized look. Exact width and length per size are in the size chart image.
- FOR THE ONE WHO ATE THE LAST ONE - For the roommate who finished the pastries, the coworker who lives by the break room, the person who likes the odd animals better than the cute ones. Dry, not sweet, so it suits anyone.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is it made of?
Depending on the style: cooling Ice Silk (quick-dry spandex stretch) or ultra-soft Micro Modal blended with ice-silk nylon/spandex - lightweight, breathable, and moisture-wicking.
Are these good for workouts and sweat?
Yes - the breathable, moisture-wicking fabric (with mesh ventilation on the mesh style) keeps you cool and dry during exercise and on hot days.
Will they ride up or chafe?
They're seamless to prevent chafing and stretch to move with you; the Modal style is tagless, and the Ice Silk briefs have an adjustable band for larger thighs.
How do I pick my size?
Sizes run S to XL - check the size-chart image on this page and size up if you're between sizes.
How do I wash them?
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and fabric softener to keep the moisture-wicking finish.
Where do you ship, and what about returns?
We ship within the United States only, with free U.S. shipping. Returns are accepted within 30 days; for hygiene, underwear must be unworn and in its original packaging.
