WoozKa Brands Crumb Situation Opossum Canvas Tote Bag
Free Shipping
Somebody ate the bun. Somebody is not going to apologize.
On one side, an opossum sits holding a bitten iced bun in both paws, cheeks full, crumbs down its front and all over the floor, looking back with a half-lidded, unbothered stare. "Crumb Situation" runs across the top and "I Regret Nothing At All" sits underneath, inside a hand-drawn frame with thick, clean outlines.
Heavy 100% cotton canvas tote, 15 x 16 in with 20 in handles. Printed on demand in the USA. Original WoozKa Brands artwork.
- WHAT IT SHOWS - An opossum holding a bitten iced bun in both paws, cheeks full, crumbs everywhere, with a half-lidded, unbothered look, printed large on one side. Printed words: Crumb Situation, I Regret Nothing At All.
- HEAVY CANVAS - 100% cotton canvas, 12 oz/yd2, 15 x 16 in with 20 in handles. Holds its shape and does not go see-through when it is full.
- PRINTED IN THE USA - Direct-to-garment printed on demand, one bag at a time. Spot clean, do not bleach, line dry, and do not iron over the print.
- ONE SIZE, 15 x 16 IN - Fits a thermos, a paperback, a rain layer and the snacks for a day out. The 20 in handles clear a shoulder and a jacket.
- FOR THE ONE WHO ATE THE LAST ONE - For the weekend away, the farmers market, the library and the coffee run. No season on it, so it gets used all year.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is it made of?
Depending on the style: cooling Ice Silk (quick-dry spandex stretch) or ultra-soft Micro Modal blended with ice-silk nylon/spandex - lightweight, breathable, and moisture-wicking.
Are these good for workouts and sweat?
Yes - the breathable, moisture-wicking fabric (with mesh ventilation on the mesh style) keeps you cool and dry during exercise and on hot days.
Will they ride up or chafe?
They're seamless to prevent chafing and stretch to move with you; the Modal style is tagless, and the Ice Silk briefs have an adjustable band for larger thighs.
How do I pick my size?
Sizes run S to XL - check the size-chart image on this page and size up if you're between sizes.
How do I wash them?
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and fabric softener to keep the moisture-wicking finish.
Where do you ship, and what about returns?
We ship within the United States only, with free U.S. shipping. Returns are accepted within 30 days; for hygiene, underwear must be unworn and in its original packaging.
