WoozKa Brands Christmas Lights Sweatshirt, Funny Holiday Front Print

Sale price$34.99

Made to order. Standard U.S. delivery: 5–10 business days.

Size: S
Color: Gold
Size chart
inSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest202224262830
Length272829303132
Sleeve33.534.535.536.537.538.5

Inches, garment laid flat: chest is armpit to armpit, length is top of shoulder to hem, sleeve is from the center of the back collar. Allow ±1.5 in. Unisex sizing. Lay a shirt you like flat, measure it across the chest, and pick the closest width. Between sizes? Go one up.



Every year the lights come out of the box already in a knot. Nobody knows how.

On the front, a string of big colored Christmas bulbs loops into a knot in the middle, with a thin line out to a plain label for each problem: knot (again), the dead bulb, the wrong end, an orange extension cord, a roll of tape and an empty box of spare bulbs (0). "Lights Check" sits underneath in heavy black letters with "One Bulb Is Out. Guess Which." below, in flat holiday colors with thick, clean outlines, with the WoozKa Brands script underneath. Nothing on the back.

Unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, sizes S to 3XL; see the size chart image. Printed on demand in the USA. Original artwork drawn for WoozKa Brands.

  • Large front print of a knotted string of colored Christmas lights with labels: knot (again), the dead bulb, the wrong end, an extension cord, a roll of tape and an empty box of spare bulbs (0)
  • Made for the one on the ladder, the dad in charge of the lights, the family that decorates on Thanksgiving weekend and anyone who has untangled a strand for an hour; a funny Christmas gift for a dad, husband or friend
  • Medium-heavy 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz/yd2, which shrinks less than all-cotton; ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband; classic unisex fit; in 16 colors from white and sand to dark chocolate, charcoal and cardinal red
  • Unisex sizes S to 3XL, measured flat across the chest; order your usual size for a classic fit or one size up for an oversized look; exact measurements in the size chart image
  • Printed on the front in the USA on demand with direct-to-garment ink, with a printed neck label instead of a scratchy tag; machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach

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