WoozKa Brands Christmas Lights Hoodie, Funny Holiday Wide Front Print
Made to order. Standard U.S. delivery: 5–10 business days.
Size chart
| in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.1 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: chest is armpit to armpit, length is top of shoulder to hem, sleeve is from the center of the back collar. Allow ±1.5 in. Unisex sizing. Lay a shirt you like flat, measure it across the chest, and pick the closest width. Between sizes? Go one up.
Every year the lights come out of the box already in a knot. Nobody knows how.
On the front, a wide layout: a string of big colored Christmas bulbs loops into a knot in the middle, with a thin line out to a plain label for each problem: knot (again), the dead bulb, the wrong end, an orange extension cord, a roll of tape and an empty box of spare bulbs (0). "Lights Check" sits underneath in heavy black letters with "One Bulb Is Out. Guess Which." below, in flat holiday colors with thick, clean outlines. Nothing on the back.
Unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, sizes S to 3XL; see the size chart image. Printed on demand in the USA. Original artwork drawn for WoozKa Brands.
- Wide front print of a knotted string of colored Christmas lights with labels: knot (again), the dead bulb, the wrong end, an extension cord, a roll of tape and an empty box of spare bulbs (0)
- Made for the one on the ladder, the dad in charge of the lights, the family that decorates on Thanksgiving weekend and anyone who has untangled a strand for an hour; a funny Christmas gift for a dad, husband or friend
- Medium-heavy 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz/yd2, which shrinks less than all-cotton; double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband; classic unisex fit
- Unisex sizes S to 3XL, measured flat across the chest; order your usual size for a classic fit or one size up for an oversized look; exact measurements in the size chart image
- Printed on the front in the USA on demand with direct-to-garment ink, with a printed neck label instead of a scratchy tag; machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach
Frequently Asked Questions
How is it made?
Each piece is printed on demand after you order, with an original WoozKa Brands design: a small graphic on the front and, on back-print styles, the full drawing on the back.
How do I pick my size?
These are unisex sizes. Open the size chart on this page: every measurement is the garment laid flat, in inches. Lay a shirt you like flat, measure it across the chest and pick the closest width. Between sizes? Go one up.
How long does delivery take?
Standard U.S. delivery is 5–10 business days. The shipping price shows at checkout before you pay.
How do I wash it?
Turn it inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach, do not dry clean, and do not iron over the print.
Can I return or exchange it?
Every piece is made to order for you. What we can take back is on our Return & Refund Policy page.
